Choose Your Ethnic Slurs, Kid

Juniorette’s best buddy Betty looks a lot like Juniorette and is almost like a second daughter to me. Her mom is Korean and her dad is Turkmen, great people both. The other day Betty got into a fight at school with another girl who started calling her names. (Betty, by the way, is a very well put together child and not overweight at all.)

Other Girl: You fat Chinese!

Betty: You can be a fat Chinese!

Other Girl: But I’m not Chinese!?

Betty: Me neither!